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Hi i'm Star and I swear this was still a YJ blog like a week ago

zlayaevreika:

pinkmckinley:

do not think about your crush in an old sweatshirt with scruffy hair and a sleepy smile ok dont think about them humming to themselves as they make breakfast in this attire ok dont think about how the light hits them as they sit down across from you and eat breakfast ok just dONT

do not think about joe biden getting ready for bed, wearing a tiny white pair of undies and mid-calf socks while drying off his freshly washed face with a plush egyptian cotton towel

#jfc

some frat dude on my campus stole a goddamn flamingo from the local zoo and then rapped about it on snapchat

as you do

importantbirds:

please look at this important baby birb

Who is it it is the small catte me a cat I am squek not brip but kittem pat pat

bedlamsbard:

The difference between learning a modern language and an ancient language is that in first year French you learn “Where is the bathroom?” and “How do I get to the train station?” and in first year Attic Greek or Latin you learn “I have judged you worthy of death” and “The tyrant had everyone in the city killed.”

red3blog:

Hey, white Steven Universe fans. These are all the POC in the cast of Steven Universe. You notice how 3 of the 4 leads are WOC? Or how this is more than 2/3 of the extended cast of the show? Representation matters. Trying to litigate the racial background of these characters because you want to identify with them as white is fucking shitty. Stop it. White people are massively over-represented in TV shows and movies. We don’t need to steal back characters whose creators have deliberated coded as non-white.